Character List

FLO: Agent One of Saving All Kids [S.A.K]

Max: Agent Two of S.A.K

Kevin: ten year old boy

Dad: leader of Adults Training Kids [A.T.K]

Mom: member of A.T.K

[Evening. At the dinner table Kevin and dad are sitting and waiting for mom to come out with dinner. In the living room, there is a window and by the window is a vase on a stand. Up stage are the weapon room and attic.]

Mom: [Wearing a pink floral dress, brings out food] Hi family. Here we go a nice, nutrition dinner for my baby and my kevibaby. [Places plates in front of them, then sits down and starts eating]

Kevin: [Wearing an orange and green striped polo and jean shorts, he started eating joyfully. Then he noticed the beets and was in shock] Beets!?Disgusting! This evil vegetable is making my dinner dumb.

Mom: What?

Kevin: Beets! I don’t want them. [Throws them on floor]

Mom: What the-[Picks up beets and throws them away]

Dad: [Wearing a black polo with black jeans, interrupts] Evil? You are going to ear those beets?

Kevin: No!

Dad: Eat those beets!

Kevin: No!

Dad: Eat…those…beets. [Slams his plate in front of him]

[Cage slams around table.kevin hides under table]

Mom: Get from under that table! This instant!

Kevin: I dropped my spoon, mom.

Mom: Okay!

Dad: Hurry it up! You’re eating those beets.

[Kevin takes out cell phone and calls Saving All Kids (S.A.K)]

FLO: Hello.

Kevin: S.A.K. Help!

FLO: Password please.

Kevin: Saving All Kids

FLO: Access granted. What’s the problem?

Kevin: My parents are forcing me to eat beets.

FLO: [Talking to Max] We have a 12-22.

Max: What?

FLO: A 12-22

Max: 14-44?

FLO: I said a 12-22.

Max: What?

FLO: Just forget it.

Max: Okay. But I think his situation is a 12-22.

FLO: [Talking to Kevin] we’ll be there. Whatever you do avoid those beets.

Kevin: Okay.

[Hangs up phone]

Dad: Get from under there now.

[Kevin’s gets up and sits]

Kevin: Okay. Dad, can I use the bathroom.

Dad: No! Eat those beets

[Kevin shakes head]

Max: [Wearing an all black leather spy suit enters the window and starts sing] We are spies; we like pie, all bad people should die because we are spies.

FLO: [Standing, wearing an all purple spy suit] you really need to stop singing that.

Max: It’s a good song

FLO: No, it’s not.

Max: Yes it is [Falls into the house on the floor]

Dad: [Wearing his yellow and black evil shirt and pants] Who is this? Oh. You dumb agents from Saving All Kids. Well you con not save him from these beets because I am a part of the Adults Training Kids and you need to be trained. [Laughs evilly]

Mom: [In her pink floral evil leather suit] Honey please. We have to train them.

Dad: I know.

Mom: Okay.

Kevin: Wait. I should have known you are a part of the A.T.K.Always talking about training kids.

Max: He is also the leader with your evil mom.

Kevin: Mom!?

Mom: But the S.A.K. must be stopped. Kids must have discipline. [Say loud]DISCIPLINE.

[FLO enters window and hides behind vase]

Max: This is a revealing moment but it’s time to get jiggy with it. [Starts dancing] jiggy, jiggy. [Pulls out ray gun] jiggy, jiggy. [Starts shooting] jiggy, jiggy. [Hits light, its dark] That’s not jiggy.

Dad: Great. Now I can not see let me find my beet-a-nator so you can finally eat those beets. [Walks to weapon room]

Mom: Let me find a candle [Walks into attic]

FLO: [Grabs Max] Its time to head for the table.

Max: Okay. But grabbing me is so rude.

FLO: Whatever. Get over it. Let’s go.

[Both start walking]

Max: [Trips] Ouch, I tripped on air.

Dad: What was that? [Yelling from weapon room]

Kevin: [Yells back] Nothing.

Dad: Better.

FLO: [Slaps him] stop it before we get caught.

Max: Okay

FLO: [Walks to cage] darn. The bars are close together. I cannot get in.

Max: That’s not a problem and you say your so “leaderery”. [Pulls out laser and makes whole]

FLO: Okay. Only a mouse can go through that. [Grabs a laser and makes it bigger] I’ll go.

Kevin: Hurry up!!! They’re coming.

FLO: [Enters cage] okay. [Replaces beets]

Kevin: Thanks.

FLO: No problem.

[Max removes the cage]

Mom: Found a candle [Walks to dinner table]

Dad: Found the beet-a-nator. [Walks to dinner table] where’s my cage? [Yells]

Mom: Whatever to the stupid cage! Who is that?

FLO: I am Agent One of the S.A.K.

Max: I am Agent Two of the S.A.K.

Mom: I don’t care about you Agent Two.

Max’s rude. Super rude.

Mom: There is a girl by my baby boy [Sobs]

FLO: [Smiles and kisses him on the cheek] take that.

Mom: [Grabs her] He is only ten. He does not need to be around girls. [Shoots ray gun but misses]

[FLO kicks Mom]

Dad: [Runs and drops beet-a-nator] No little girl. [Grabs her]

Max: [Kicks him] Let’s go. We get them later.

Mom: You are not leaving.

Kevin: Mom! I’ll eat my beets just let them go!

Mom: [yells] No!

FLO: One…two…three. Sounds of forgetfulness. They are forgetting Kevin with sound.

Kevin: Okay!

FLO: Bye, Kevin. [Max waves]

Kevin: Bye. [Waves back at max]

Mom and dad: [still in costumes] What happened?

Kevin: Ummmm. Eating dinner. My wonderful beets!

[Dad and Mom sit]

Mom: My baby! He is eating his beets. Yay! [Claps]

Dad: Son, you are growing up. [Aside] No one can defeat the Adults Training Kids.